an open letter to nutella

Dear Nutella,

If we are meeting again it must be under one of the following circumstances:

  • All of my bowls and plates are dirty. Luckily all you require is a spoon!
  • I am having a chocolate craving, but I am just SO health conscious that I’m going with the healthier choice. You are made out of hazelnuts and skim milk. So duh. Smart food.
  • Its raining. Or snowing. Or too sunny. Or too hot. If there’s a way to justify enjoying you, I will find it.

First, I really just wanted to say thank you. Thank you for allowing yourself be passed around a living room from girl to girl during 2 hour long Bachelorette marathons. Thank you for pairing perfectly with Skim milk. And thank you for spreading on everything and anything that I deem appropriate at the time: fruits, every sort of carb imaginable, and cake. You haven’t let this girl down. You have been a constant.

The bottom line of this letter is that I need to clarify something: I both love AND hate you at the same time. You are always there for me when I need you, however after I look down and realize that 3/4 of you is gone I begin to hate you as well as myself. I have no self control when it comes to you, nutella.

I think we should go on a break. This way, next time you go on sale at Target  (3 bucks?!) I WILL have self control! I will refrain!

I love you. I just can’t to this anymore.

All of my love as well as unconditional regard,

Katie

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