This is one of the best rants I have ever heard. You’re my girl, Liz Lemon!
I don’t want to hurt you. But I’ll tell you what I do want. I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.
-Season 4, Episode 17. ‘Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter’
Also, if you aren’t watching 30 Rock, then you aren’t living life as its meant to be lived.